"If the Devil calls again, tell ‘em I’m not in."

still no *rolling eyes* emoji.
how will I ever accurately express how I feel via text.

duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

(Source: dramaticleaves)

(Source: sailorscent)

July.

I woke up from a dream remembering my gmas phone number. It’s been 10yrs.

funnyskullgrin:

New stickers in the shop

"The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman’s love with no intention of loving her."

Bob Marley (via seafolly)